You're a womanizer and a bitch.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
