His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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