Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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