Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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