Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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