Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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