My boss' voice literally gives me gas
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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