She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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