we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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