Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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