Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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