dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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