her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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