For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
