some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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