OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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