I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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