Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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