Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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