new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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