It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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