I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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