I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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