Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Randomize