1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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