Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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