Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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