I just gift wrapped bread.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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