dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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