never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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