I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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