You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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