this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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