I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blood and glitter go together right?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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