The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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