I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
