i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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