Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
How's work?
Spinning.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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