bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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