I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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