Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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