Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
