she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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