i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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