He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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