i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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