Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
