Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
