dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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