A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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