She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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