I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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