how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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