margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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