You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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